Sylvester Stud

Weedy is a stoner and one of the three player characters in the Live Campaign 4: Lords of Crunch. He is played by Griffin McElroy. He is of the class "the piper" meaning he wishes to lead kids to get to his cereal. However, now in his old age, he explicitly is leading adults, and instead of leading them to the cereal he leads them to divorce. He carries a his cereal and a very tiny knife.

Early Life
Initially, he was marketed to the public as Patriotic Pony. He looked exactly the same as Sylvester Stud, but wore a red, white, and blue bandanna, and loved the troops. He gave up this identity as of 2016.

Lords of Crunch
Flavocorp's (a Munchum Subsidiary) Enriched Fiber Squares contain more fiber than is FDA approved. As such, it has begun to be used as a drug to make people have sex better. Sylvester overdoses children on his cereal in order to kill them.

Trivia

 * Griffin was told to remove his costume's head during the live show for the sake of the audio
 * Patriotic Pony is waiting until the next election cycle to see if he should return