Lonely Hearts Cantina Trio

SPOILER FOR THE MAX FUN BONUS EP 2015

The Lonely Hearts Cantina Trio was the Trio of adventurers present in the first Adventure Zone Maximum Fun Bonus Episode in 2015. They initially take the Craig's List and want take the job from Gundren Rockseeker. They challenge the Tres Horny Bois to various tasks for the job offering to see who the best adventurers are. The Trio consists of:

Romulus, the human fighter, described by Griffin as "tall, possibly the most handsome man you've ever seen in your entire life, with a bright blonde buffont." He challenges Magnus to an arm wrestling competition, which Magnus wins.

Fran, the gnome cleric who is a follower of Lythaner who challenges Merle to a battle to see who's god is the most responsive. Merle wins (with the help of Taako)

Hambone, a wizard with big teeth which cause him to have lisp. He lived a #baglife, living in a bag by the river. He challenges Taako to a contest of riddles, which Taako wins. He is wonderful and very important to me and I'm sad he didn't have a wiki page before this.

The Trio is said to be dead, as they moved to Phandalin 4 days before its imminent destruction.