Ep. 32: The Crystal Kingdom - Chapter Four

"I hope our heroes know their long division, or else they're going to get long divided! ...the robot's going to cut them in half, I mean. It's the Adventure Zone!"

Synopsis
We may have finally found a challenge that our heroes cannot overcome: Math-based trivia. Can our heroes stump their animatronic captor before turning extra crispy? Can they stave off a crystalline death for one more episode? Merle seeks divine intervention. Magnus makes an otherworldly find. Taako's good out here.

Money Zone
Personal message to Lucas from Amy: Happy anniversary, darling-face! This isn’t a traditional gift, but given that I have an amazing husband who occasionally moves countries with me, I thought that a message from a McElroy would be easier than shipping crockery to London. You’re my favorite fellow adventurer and I am so proud of us for making it this far. I can’t wait to move somewhere where we’ll both be foreigners so you stop making fun of my accent. I love you today.

Personal message for Tim Cullen from Zach Tartelle: Hey Tim! I wanted to thank you for getting me into Pathfinder and making our group hangs even more fun. I love ignoring my beautiful wife for hours to Skype with you chumps and fight orcs and shit. I’ll spend $100 to try and get you a fantasy Gotcha Pond item. Tim plays an ent-based range caster and rolled a 6. Good luck Tim! #bringbackbarrybluejeans

Personal message from Frank Texican for Barry Bluejeans: Hey buddy, arrangements at the Regal Beagle in Phandalin are set out for 44th cake day. They promised to have plenty shiner bock on tap reserved for us, and hundreds of virgin free-range chickens are available for hot wings. The best part: Kenny Chesney tickets. After this past crap-tastic year I really need this break from real life. See you soon my friend!

Featured NPCs

 * NO-3113
 * Lucas Miller
 * Hodgepodge
 * Angus McDonald
 * Pan
 * The Director

Featured Locations

 * Lucas's Lab

Music

 * A Far Friendlier Robot
 * The Cosmoscope

Quotes
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