Ep. 5: Here There Be Gerblins - Chapter Five

"I'll drink up all the potions that you've got on your shelf, so just let me introduce myself. It's the Adventure Zone!"

Synopsis
''Merle, Taako, and Magnus complete their rescue mission, but then completely fail an entirely new, far more important mission. Taako acquires a powerful artifact, and doesn't seem so stoked about it.''

The Money Zone
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Featured NPCs

 * Killian
 * Magic Brian
 * Spider Bryan
 * Gundren Rockseeker

Featured Locations
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Weave a tapestry with your words

 * JUSTIN: Is - so there’s a big door, is that the only exit the one that -
 * GRIFFIN: Yeah well I’ll set up - I’ll set up the scene. I’ll start with some word magic. That’s just how I like to -
 * TRAVIS: Word-o-mancy.

There's no way this could be important later

 * TRAVIS: Griffy, do we need to roll to see how comfortably he [the skeleton] is sitting?
 * GRIFFIN: He looks like he was chill. It looked like he maybe just sort of sat here, and was kicking it, and just sort of wasted away.
 * JUSTIN: Are there any clothes or anything besides just the bones there? Or is there any like distinguishing...
 * GRIFFIN: That’s what’s weird: it’s just the robe. Any clothes that this person had on is gone. It’s just the robe and the cane that it’s holding.
 * JUSTIN: Okay I wanna check out the robe. Uh, I’ll search the robe for any clues or anything.
 * GRIFFIN: Um. You look over the robe, it just seems to be a plain... a plain robe. You can’t really figure out how it survived when the rest of this person’s clothing sort of eroded away but there are - there’s nothing tucked away in the pockets or anything.
 * TRAVIS: Where’s the skeleton looking?
 * GRIFFIN: Uh. The skeleton is actually looking toward the entrance that you guys walked in through.