The Thomas Crown Affair

Background
His "life was changed" when one night, The Thomas Crown Affair saw the glow of Rene Russo's face on a CRTTV in the window of a RadioShack. It is unknown where exactly he comes from though, as Griffin only mentions that it was snowy and cold. That specific event is "where it all began" for The Thomas Crown Affair.

Motivation
Wants to befriend Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo, and Denis Leary (Leary as a lesser afterthought), which is his dream. The Thomas Crown Affair came by his humanlike traits through the movie "The Thomas Crown Affair," which he named himself after when he saw it in a Radioshack window. He aims to join the circle of the socially elite, likely through the interaction with Jerry Seinfeld at HoneyCon while stealing the briefcase full of honey.