Gary the Gargoyle

"We do not urinate or defecate directly on the floor... It does not magically disappear. It just magically sits there and it magically grosses everyone out."

"You get the impression from Gary that he is there to help. He does want you to have a good time. I mean, he‘s just getting to know you. Maybe over time, he‘ll come to have a special bond with you. But right now, he is just there to help."

Gary the Gargoyle is a system of magical sentient stone gargoyles that assist students of Hieronymous Wiggenstaff's School for Heroism and Villainy. The system is comprised of a hive mind of gargoyles with individual consciousnesses that inhabit each dorm room. Gary is meant to announce things and help students with any questions they have about the school, the students simply must say "Gary, Help" when within earshot of a gargoyle.

Beginning in The Adventure Zone: Graduation Ep. 10, Gary serves as narrator of the series, recapping relevant events at the beginning of each episode.

Cool Gary
Cool Gary is the Gary outside the Sidekick and Henchpersons Annex, who becomes Master Firbolg's buddy in The Adventure Zone: Graduation Ep. 11, when the Firbolg agrees to bring him a little hat and sunglasses to block the sun. When the Firbolg is mind-controlled into approaching Higglemas's office, Cool Gary lets Fitzroy and Argo know via the Gary hivemind, and is also willing to help the Thundermen by keeping secrets from the other Garys.

Cool Gary's holding a bunch of stone drugs, and seemingly acquired multiple piercings (lip, septum, and industrial) between Ep. 18, when they were not mentioned, and Ep. 20, when they were. According to his friend the Firbolg, his catchphrases are "suck it!" and "look at this joker!"

Trivia

 * Gary does not vape