User:DrTeatime

Dr. Teatime is an attending physician and record keeper at the Bureau of Balance, and later, the Bureau of Benevolence.

Early History
Dr. Teatime began his medical career running a back-alley clinic in Neverwinter. He was eventually forced to leave the city to avoid unwanted attention from the city guard, after they received word of ethically dubious experiments being performed at the clinic.

After a few years working in various cities, Dr. Teatime set up a new clinic in Goldcliff. This is where he caught the attention of Capt. Captain Bain, who recruited him for the Bureau of Balance.

Bureau of Balance
Dr. Teatime found a new home within the Bureau. Though deprived of the opportunity to conduct further experiments on humanoids, he gained access to a wealth of interesting new research material through Garfield the Deals Warlock, a newfound associate with similar proclivities.

His skill in the medicinal arts advanced quickly in this new environment and he was soon put in charge of giving all BoB members their yearly checkup, a surprisingly challenging task.

Following the Tres Horny Boys' rise to prominence within the Bureau, Dr. Teatime and Garfield started collaborating on a covert project involving the creation of a clone of Magnus for dark, dark purposes.

Current Items

 * Bespeckled Spellcheckers - a pair of tinted glasses with round lenses. Gives the wearer advantage on any check made to detect misspellings.
 * The Prod Caster - a wooden rod with an oblong metal knob on the end. Grants its wielder +2 on medicine checks made to assess a person's condition. Once per day the rod can be used to accurately assess a person's condition from up to 60 feet.

Trivia

 * Dr. Teatime put Leon on two weeks of forced medical leave after Taako broke him with his gashapon shenanigans in Episode 50.
 * Dr. Teatime has a fondness for platform shoes, possibly due to his diminutive stature.