Shlabethany

"Oh my god is that what you're wearing? Ugh. Bunch of cumstains."

-Shlabethany Shlabethany is an absolute shitbird. She doesn't like potato chips, and she hates movies. She teaches poor kids how to pluck their eyebrows as part of her court mandated community service. She's a taurus, but not one of those kinds of tauruses. She once caught a wild fox and fed it poison.