Shlabethany

"'Oh my god is that what you're wearing? Ugh. Bunch of cumstains.'"Shlabethany is a contestant on the hit Steeplechase dating show Passion's Cove. She is an absolute shitbird.

Appearance
When we first encounter Shlabethany in Episode 12, she is wearing a bikini, a sarong, and a large, floppy, hat.

History
Shlabethany works with Gravel in The Buttercream to steal from different locations within Steeplechase. She went undercover as a contestant on Passion's Cove in order to get close to Scott Boldflex's fancy belongings without raising suspicion.

Her real name is Shoebox; Shlabethany is the cover name she uses to do crimes. Because of her assumed name and persona, it is difficult to know which biographical details are real, and which were invented. Regardless, certain elements remain consistent: her strong self-interest, a basic disregard for others, and a vague appreciation that "consent is important." She respects demonstrations of power and cold-bloodedness (insofar as they seem hot.)

Trivia

 * Doesn't like potato chips
 * Hates movies
 * Teaches poor kids how to pluck their eyebrows as part of her court mandated community service
 * Astrological sign: taurus (but not one of those kinds of tauruses)
 * Once caught a wild fox and fed it poison.
 * Claimed to have failed every science class she's ever taken. (She graduated on a softball scholarship.)