Roswell

Roswell is Sheriff Isaac’s deputy. They are as wide as they are tall, and they are a lot of both. Roswell is an Earth Elemental, essentially living clay within a suit of armor (and a bird). Roswell is/wears a plate mail suit of armor and helmet (with the visor pulled down) filled entirely with red clay, featuring dark red clay seeping out of the joints of the suit (don’t worry, it’s not blood). Roswell also is/has a red bird (a vermillion flycatcher) perched atop their shoulder that acts as their voice. When asked, they indicated that they did not consider their armored body and bird to be separate beings. Roswell has a faint yellow glow all around them, perhaps remnants of the spell that gave them life.

Though Roswell was made from a spell, they are operating under their own volition: nobody is controlling them remotely through magic (though the creator is probably, as Travis put it, “powerful as fuck”). It’s their job to keep the town safe.

Roswell’s voice is high-pitched, as they speak through the mouth of a very small bird.

Roswell carries a massive halberd. They have a deputy’s star affixed to their armor. (JUSTIN: Wait, how is it affixed? GRIFFIN: Poorly.)

Roswell has always lived inside the dome, indicating perhaps that they are about one to one and a half years old.

GRIFFIN: If this were Everquest and you were to con this thing, it would fuck you right up. TRAVIS: It’s just skulls all around, then.

Featured Episodes

 * Episode 42: Roswell meets up with the boys under the gate, escorts them to prison, gives them the lay of the land and tells them to wait for Sheriff Isaac. When the trouble with the purple ruffians starts, Roswell goes running to try and stop it.