Magnus Burnsides

Magnus-Terry "The Hammer" Burnsides is a player character controlled by Travis McElroy. He is a human fighter with a lawful good alignment, with a history of carpentry. He once made a pretty awesome chair, impressing the entire town and becoming a folk hero. Helping with this are his roots as "common folk" and his rustic charm. Magnus is a "man of action" who believes that "thinking is for other people."

Having once stopped a mad tyrant, Magnus now lives under the threat of death, sworn by the tyrant as revenge. He also carries with him a knife once owned by a relative. He was once pretty confident it would come back into play in his life, but he probably doesn't remember he has it packed in his things.

Magnus has died nineteen times without crossing to the astral plane, according to Kravitz.

Powers and Abilities

 * Rustic Hospitality - Magnus is beloved by the common people, who will shield him from his enemies and give him food and shelter when needed.
 * Vehicle proficiency
 * Protection Fighter - While wielding a shield, can impose disadvantage on attack rolls against characters within 5 feet.
 * "His face is just one big hand."
 * Ambidexterity
 * Lever proficiency

Current Items

 * Railsplitter (once per day can cut down a tree with a single chop)
 * Shield of Heroic Memories
 * Boots of Striding and Springing??
 * Stone of Farspeech
 * Adventurer's Kit
 * Short Bow
 * Phantom Fist
 * Fletcher's Mitt
 * Cockroach Mandible
 * Steven, a magical normal goldfish in a magical, spherical tank
 * Multiple nude drawings of a woman he was romantically involved with in his homeland.
 * Two severed robot arms
 * A warm rock

Former Items

 * Hair of the Dog Potion - Consumed

Magnus takes care of his things.

Here There Be Gerblins
After Taako is knocked out by Magic Brian during a magical wizard duel in Wave Echo Cave, Magnus saves Taako's life with a healing potion and in the process unknowingly imparts upon Taako the knowledge of the word "cheese."

Quotes
- Ep. 20, after some vines allegedly ate Magnus's penis off