The Adventure Zone Presents: The Live Boston Stunt Spectacular

Synopsis
''Travis and Teresa had a baby! We're so excited for them, but we're also very excited for YOU! Because you're about to hear a live episode we recorded in Boston this past July that turned out super, super great. Thanks to everyone in attendance, and to all our listeners for sticking with us during Trav's leave of absence!''

In continuity, this episode occurs between The Crystal Kingdom and The Eleventh Hour, presumably sometime after Ep. 40.

After receiving a letter from Jess the Beheader requesting their aid in both solving a murder and preventing a second murder, the gang (plus Angus) heads down to...

CHAOS STADIUM a.k.a. Fantasy WrestleMania
Chaos Stadium is an old building reconstructed into a fantasy wrestling ring. Huge stands full of hard-core fantasy wrestling fans surround a hexagonal ring, with a catwalk in the shape of a hashtag (#hashtagshape) hanging from above.

Magnus is to be Jess's partner in the ring, Merle is to act as their manager, and Taako is their eyes in the sky (shaking his little tush on the catwalk).

Jess introduces them to the human CEO, Merrick, of this whole operation, who has them sign some contracts. They get new wrestling aliases and outfits from Dante: Taako sneaks into the locker room -- where the weapons are being stored -- and uses Knock to open the locker. He casts Leoman's Secret Chest to create an exquisite chest that can be hidden on the ethereal plane and places all the weapons inside it. Then he takes an elevator up to the catwalk while the others enter the ring.
 * Magnus is THE MOROKŌ (it's Elvish for bear), with his Bear Mask from Petals to the Metal, dressed in a half furry suit with a breast plate. The breast plate has eleven nipples.
 * Merle is PINSTRIPE, dressed in a sleazy pinstripe suit with a lot of chains.
 * Taako is TUFF GREG, a persona that's a little meta, so bear with him. He's dressed exactly like a member of one of the crew of Chaos Stadium, 100%.

Angus, with nothing to do, heads into the stands to eat a giant pretzel.

BATTLEFEST SUPREME!
A microphone lowers from the catwalk and our adventure officially begins! The announcer introduces everyone to the very appreciative crowd. Jess remembers to tell them, "we're heels!"

Jess and Magnus (and Merle) enter to the sound of jeers. Jess is eating it up, tossing paper mache heads into the crowd and calling her soul-bonded axe to her... only to bury it in the entrance ramp. Magnus jogs down the ramp after her, doing some half-hearted rawrs and "kind of doing claw motions."

Merle, not to be outdone, does Fosse hands and grapevines down the ramp.

Taako has cast Arcane Eye above the crowd, but doesn't see anything suspicious. Up on the catwalk, he meets Gerald the catwalk boy who runs the spotlight. Gerald makes trouble and resists being charmed, so Taako casts Gust of Wind, blowing him "safely" toward the crowd. The crowd, having rolled a collective 14 on a dexterity saving throw, manages to catch him. Sort of. Taako a.k.a. Greg runs the spotlight to announce the wrestlers.

Their opponents, by secret fan vote, are:
 * Jeff Angel
 * Queen Sabine
 * Death Man
 * Moonbeam

Let the battle begin!!
Before getting into it, Griffin reminds everyone of their objectives. Magnus (and Jess) must beat Jeff Angel, Death Man, and Moonbeam. Merle is in their corner, offering healing/support or jumping into the action if he wants, and Taako is on the catwalk, dealing with security guards and also maybe an assassin. Great. The gang rolls initiative.

The order: Merle, Jess/Sabine, Magnus, Death Man, Jeff Angel, Moonbeam, Security Guards, Taako.

Merle casts Aid to Magnus, giving him 5 extra hit points and healing him up to full health.

Jess and Sabine run at each other and begin trading blows with lighting speed.

Magnus mades like he's running at Moonbeam with the intention of stiffarming him, but pulls back at the last second to bounce off the rope and come at him from behind. Unfortunately, with an 11, Magnus just sort of bounces off. For his second attack, Magnus jumps on Moonbeam's back and covers his eyes.

Death Man spear-tackles both Moonbeam and Magnus, and they are both laid out.

Jeff Angel waves a hand in front of his face and disappears.

Moonbeam stands up and gets on top of Magnus for a pin. Magnus wants him to hold off, saying "Wait, let's get this old man first!" That's not how this game works -- it's 4 against 2, and Moonbeam says, "No. I feel like I should listen to you, but no."

Up on the catwalk, the security guards approach Taako and say "Catwalk Gerald said someone matching your description threw him off the catwalk. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?" Taako replies, "You got me!" and holds out his hands in front of him. "Take me away, boys!" They do that.

As they do, Taako casts mislead and turns invisible. At the same time, an illusory double of Tuff Greg appears in his place. Now invisible, Taako opens the Umbra Staff (with Feather Fall) and jumps off onto Moonbeam, landing on him and knocking him off Magnus. Taako then hightails it out of the ring.

Taako leaves his illusory double with programming. Tuff Greg chatters incessantly, saying state of the world things about the weather and sports and soda, no matter what any of the guards ask him. Taako did not teach him to listen.

With his Arcane Eye still operational, Taako sees a dark figure in a chameleon cloak on the catwalk above.

Back to the top of the order! Before he goes, Jess turns to him and motions under the ring while mouthing, "Under the ring!" Merle checks under the ring to find a ladder! He uses it against both Moonbeam and the invisible Jeff Angel, knocking him out of invisibility.

Jess has Sabine pinned.

Magnus picks the ladder up to swing it at Moonbeam, and whiffs it. He comes in for a second attack and... whiffs it again. He uses his cunning action to run away.

A challenger enters!
Griffin makes Magnus make a saving throw, which he passes. A dart flies by his neck and sticks into the ring. It vanishes almost immediately. Magnus makes a perception check to tell that it came from "above."

Meanwhile, Death Man tries to stop Jess from pinning Sabine, and Jeff Angel flies up in the air with a kick and comes down on Magnus.

Moonbeam looks like he's about to run at Magnus, then sniffs the air, runs over to invisible Taako, grabs him, knocking him out of invisibility.

END OF EPISODE!

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Featured NPCs

 * Jess the Beheader
 * Angus McDonald
 * Merrick
 * Dante
 * Jeff Angel
 * Queen Sabine
 * Death Man
 * Moonbeam
 * Marie

Featured Music
Jeff Angel's entrance music

Featured Locations

 * Chaos Stadium
 * Neverwinter

It's a ladder

 * CLINT: What kind of magic does it have?
 * GRIFFIN: It can get you up higher, like a super-efficient levitation spell.