Gary the Gargoyle

"We do not urinate or defecate directly on the floor... It does not magically disappear. It just magically sits there and it magically grosses everyone out."

"You get the impression from Gary that he is there to help. He does want you to have a good time. I mean, he‘s just getting to know you. Maybe over time, he‘ll come to have a special bond with you. But right now, he is just there to help."

Gary the Gargoyle is a system of magical sentient stone gargoyles that assist students of Hieronymous Wiggenstaff's School for Heroism and Villainy. The system is comprised of a hive mind of gargoyles with individual consciousnesses that inhabit each dorm room. Gary is meant to announce things and help students with any questions they have about the school, the students simply must say "Gary, Help" when within earshot of a gargoyle.

Trivia

 * Gary does not vape