Taako

Taako is a player character controlled by Justin McElroy. He is a high-elf wizard with a chaotic good alignment. He is an acolyte of Ogna, a god of wizardly shit. He is from New Elfington.

Taako is on a noble quest to find a perfect alternative to a sandwich in all of it's cheesy goodness.

Taako was once killed by Magic Brian during a magical wizard duel in Wave Echo Cave.

Prior to joining up with Merle and Magnus he hosted a travelling cooking show, 'Sizzle It Up with Taako' until he accidentally transformed his oregano into poisoned oregano.

Due to a magical accident with his first spell, everything he eats turns into key-lime gogurt.

Catchphrases
"Abraca-fuck-you!"

"I may just be a simple idiot wizard"

Abilities

 * "spellcasting abilities" including mage hand, prestidigitation, ray of frost, shield, sleep, dark vision, charm person, thunderwave, and magic missile.
 * languages: elvish, goblin, draconan, dwavish, and common.

Items

 * Seven Habits of Highly Effective Elves (a record of his life so far)
 * pickaxe (found in Wave Echo Cave)
 * magic umbrella (taken from a skeleton)
 * gauntlet - returned to the Bureau of Balance

Below is a list of items Taako has stolen:
 * gold and silver pieces (taken from a dead gerblin) - ended up splitting them with the rest of the party
 * sack full of golden teeth (stolen from Yeemick's corpse, another gerblin)
 * magic boots of striding and springing (stolen from Thardin's corpse) - gave them to Magnus
 * 320 gold (stolen from a lock box)
 * enchanted feather duster (stolen from Killian)