Taako

Items
Items both currently owned and lost by Taako throughout the show.

Current Items
These are items currently within Taako's possession as of the most recent episode. Most are probably stolen.

Former Items
These are items which were lost or given away.

Stolen Items
Taako has a propensity for stealing items. These are the items he has stolen so far.
 * Gold and Silver pieces (taken from a dead gerblin) - ended up splitting them with the rest of the party
 * Sack full of Golden Teeth (stolen from Yeemick's corpse, another gerblin)
 * Magic Boots of Striding and Springing (stolen from Thardin's corpse, later given to Magnus)
 * 320 Gold (stolen from a lock box)
 * Enchanted feather duster (stolen from Killian)
 * Bag of coins (stolen from Davenport)
 * Golden tiara (stolen from empty train car, later sold to Fantasy Costco)
 * Silver serving set (originally belonging to Angus, stolen from empty train car, gave 3 forks back to Angus, sold the rest to Fantasy Costco)
 * Briefcase (stolen from empty train car)
 * Stun baton (stolen from an unconscious and stunned Maarvey)
 * Kravitz's heart

Known Physical Traits
Disclaimer: The McElroys do not consider their versions of their characters any more "canon" than anyone else's - there is no obligation to stick to these in fanart, so please do not be rude to people for ignoring these traits.

Official Outfits
Usually, Taako is dressed as a typical elf wizard in fresh as hell threads.

Deaths and Major Injuries
Taako has died and been knocked unconscious a number of times throughout the show.

Unconscious Count
Taako has been knocked unconscious 5 times.
 * 1) Knocked unconscious by Magic Brian during a wizard duel in Wave Echo Cave.
 * 2) Knocked unconscious by Sloane in the Goldcliff bank.
 * 3) Knocked unconscious by Kravitz's crystal bomb in Lucas' Lab.
 * 4) Knocked unconscious by Lydia in Wonderland.
 * 5) Knocked unconscious by Final John in Ep. 69, before being revived by Pan.

Death Count
Taako has died a total of 19 times.
 * 1) While he was traveling through other planes as a Red Robe, Taako died 8 times without crossing over to the Astral Plane.
 * 2) Killed by the Justices in the 65th cycle.
 * 3) Taako died a total of 11 times during the events of The Eleventh Hour.

Quotes
"'How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something, but to be someone.'"

"'Be who you are and say how you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.'" "'Don't look for society to give you permission to be yourself.'""'Where's your will to be weird?'""'Some people say you're going the wrong way when its simply a way of your own.'""'Nothing makes one feel so strong as a call for help.'""'The highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.'" - Taako, Taako Time 

"Hail and well met, my dudes."

"Abra-ka fuck you!"

"I'm Mike Myers as Lorne Michaels having a stroke!"

"Between the fan and the fancy umbrella, I'm one 17 inch waist away from Scarlett O'Hara."

"Taako's good out here!"

Trivia
Travis: I forgot that Taako’s last name was also Taaco. [laughs]
 * Due to a magical accident with his first spell, everything he drinks tastes like key-lime Go-Gurt.
 * Taako has seen Magnus's ass sometime between the Craig's List Ad and the Here There Be Gerblins arc.
 * While living in the dorms, Taako took the top bunk (above Magnus). Although he wears footie pajamas, Taako also sleeps in a sleeping sack due to his night terrors.
 * Prior to their adventure in Goldcliff, Taako had never been in a garage before.
 * The animal that most characterizes his state of being is a mongoose.
 * Taako's favorite candy is Ferrero Rocher.
 * Taako avoids cooking for people he cares about because he is afraid of poisoning them, a fear coming from the poisoning that happened when his TV show, Sizzle It Up with Taako, was still live.
 * Taako enjoys fishing.
 * Despite referring to the sweets he made for everyone during Candlenights as "macaroons," Taako's description of the ingredients used suggests he actually made macarons, which are almond-based unlike macaroons (coconut-based.) It is unclear if Taako is calling macarons "macaroons" (a common error) or if Justin does not know the pronunciation difference.
 * All of Taako's spells are exquisite.
 * Although the fandom has largely accepted Taako’s last name as “Taaco”, this was never actually canonized, and is just a joke Travis once made. Taako doesn't have a canonical last name.
 * This may, however, be interpreted to be canonical, as the characters later say in episode one of rockport
 * Davenport: Would the Reclaimers Highchurch, Burnsides, and Taaco report to the briefing room? Mm Davenport!
 * Taako may be a vegetarian. He tells Magic Brian he is one, it's unclear if he may have been messing with him since he alludes to eating meat or if Justin forgot.
 * Despite being supposedly allergic to peanuts, he eats Reeses' Peanut Butter Cups.
 * Taako invented surfing after getting the idea from seeing a gift Merle made for Magnus get thrown into the ocean, and watching it ride the waves.
 * The taco that Joaquin teaches Taako to make is a picadillo taco.
 * Taako was the one to figure out how to defeat The Hunger and save everyone.