Ep. 57: The Suffering Game - Chapter Seven

"Aw dang! What a cool cuss! I think you might be doing some cussing of your own by this episode's end. It's the Adventure Zone!"

Synopsis
Game over.

Taako'' makes some fashionable friends. Merle does some wordplay. Magnus remembers.''

Cam has left the party, Magnus is now a mannequin, and the Tres Horny Boys are about to throw down with Edward (whose now in Magnus' body) and Lydia. But before that last bit can happen, one of the liches uses the black smog on the ceiling to form a steel beam and attempts to drop it on the boys. Luckily, the Red Robe makes himself visible to all the boys and intercepts the steel beam with two human-shaped statues, also made from the black smog, who catch it with their hands and disappear back into the black smog.

Seeing this new entrant into the fight, and seeing that the steel beam failed to hit, Edward smugly laughs and says,

Edward reaches an arm into the air and snaps, and suddenly the cylindrical chambers that are surrounding the central platform all start to emit different-colored beams of neon light that shoot up and onto the ceiling of this massive chamber, and the outer ring of cylinders begins to rotate around the central platform, the floor of which has also turned into a checkered neon light.

WONDERLAND: ROUND THREE START
Enemy's Turn!

Lydia starts floating in the air. Lydia heals Edward for 38 damage. Hero's Turn!

Magnus reviews his current stats: Magnus uses his new ability to communicate with mannequins to ask if they could offer him any help in fighting Edward and Lydia. The mannequins shake their heads no and shrug. Magnus jumps onto Edward's back and attempts to get the Chance Lance away from him. He fails! Edward easily shrugs Magnus off. Magnus saves! Magnus lands on his feet and takes no damage!
 * Personality trait: Is a mannequin
 * Ideals: To be a mannequin
 * Bonds: Very few, because is mannequin
 * Flaws: Splinters
 * Features and Traits: Is a literal mannequin
 * Languages: Common and Mannequin

Enemy's Turn!Edward uses Goading Attack on '''Magnus. '''He fails! Edward attacks Merle with Railsplitter. He succeeds! Merle takes 9 damage! Merle is unconscious...

Hero's Turn!

Taako casts Animate Objects on the mannequins. Taako commands these mannequins to attack '''Edward. However, these mannequins are still under the command of Lydia and must be swayed to Taako's '''side.Five of the mannequins are convinced! Mannequin x5 tackle '''Edward. '''Three of them succeed! Edward takes 30 damage!

Merle is unconscious...

Enemy's Turn!

Lydia conjures a wrecking ball from the black smog, which swings towards the direction of Taako. The Red Robe blocks it with another wrecking ball! Lydia casts Ray of Enfeeblement. A black beam of enervating energy extends from Lydia's finger and towards '''Magnus. Magnus '''fails to save! Magnus will only deal half damage with weapon attacks that use Strength until the spell ends.

Hero's Turn!

WIP

Featured NPCs

 * Cam
 * Edward and Lydia
 * Barry Bluejeans
 * Rowan
 * Lord Artemis Sterling
 * Antonia

Featured Music

 * Wonderland: Round Three

Featured Locations

 * Felicity Wilds
 * Wonderland