Dante

Dante is an employee of Chaos Stadium. He works backstage in a dressing area with a tall wardrobe and rows of mirrors with lights, creating custom looks for wrestlers and their hangers-on.

Dante is taller than the tall wardrobe. He has pitch black hair, a sharp little goatee, and is wearing a spectacular tuxedo. While working, he wears small glasses on his gigantic face.

Dante's fashion expertise is nearly magical. He has a table full of fabric to build costumes from and is able to pull a complete outfit off of a guard without undoing any buttons. His voice sounds like if Alfred Hitchcock and Andre the Giant had a sad baby.

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The Adventure Zone Presents: The Live Boston Stunt Spectacular