Krystal with a K

"'Hey friends, it's Krystal with a K, back with another Steepy Watch!'"Krystal is a Steeplechase influencer, reporting on the latest happenings and events in the park through her series 'Steepy Watch'. At the end of each episode of Steepy Watch, she delivers Dentonic's iconic slogan: 'Never know when to stop dreaming.'.

History
Krystal appears at the start of every episode, recapping in-universe park events that will occur during the current episode. She is very upbeat and cheerful, and extremely complimentary and forgiving of the park, despite its many incidents. She refers to fans of the park with the nickname 'Steepies', often advertising upcoming events in different layers and addressing the general fan culture of Steeplechase.

During the first heist in episode 2, Krystal is one of the vloggers present at the unveiling of the Prize Pantry Pin, who films the heist. In the episode's Steepy Watch, she thanks viewers for their 'kind words and prayer-hand emojis" following the incident. In the following episode, she references a 'minor fracture in [her] tibia' she recieved during the incident, caused by Dominic Goodparty.

In episode 17, while discussing the '150 years' sign newly attached to the Gallspire Tower of Ephemera, Krystal starts to make a comment about how she doesn't like the addition. She is cut off suddenly, and the rest of her sentence is dubbed over (with notably worse acoustic quality) as to praise the sign, as well as the Dentonic Creationeers.

In episode 18, Krystal begins another Steepy Watch in what sounds like the same echoing room as the dubbed audio. She says 'Dentonic has arranged for me to come to you live from the newly-repainted Gallspire Castle', strongly implying Dentonic have had her forcibly moved into the castle. She then makes an ominous comment about 'having to trust her', before she is cut off by an inaudible, muffled voice which appears to catch her off guard. She then ends the Steepy Watch abruptly.

After this episode, the audio acoustics and Steepy Watch content appear to return to normal, and it is unclear whether she is still being held captive by Dentonic.

In episode 30, Krystal opens a letter given to her by Dentonic, which turns out to be a drug-laced envelope sent by Funny Man, containing what appears to be a powdered form of some sort of nitrous-oxide equivalent. She laughs uncontrollably, reading the note inside the envelope ('Never know when to stop screaming.'), before the Steepy Watch is cut off.

Trivia

 * Steepy Watch is a parody of Disney influencers, whom Justin and Autumn are both a huge fan of. Specifically, Justin cites the page Disney Food Blog, saying that Autumn did a 'killer impression' of the blog's owner, which inspired Justin to develop Krystal as 'a fun way to catch everyone back up' for each episode.
 * Steepy Watch provides a lot of insight surrounding fan culture of the park, with Krystal referencing many attractions and spinoffs not seen in the episodes.
 * In episode 7, following the closure of Sinnuendo, she references a new establishment open in its place - 'Viddy Strokes' Tickle Tavern'.
 * Krystal is the one who tells us about Kenchall's wedding, which is interrupted by the Gutter City heist. She names Kenchall's bride - 'Lisbeth Owens' - and refers to fans of the couple as 'Kenbet stans'.
 * In episode 17, she references a spinoff of Passion's Cove, titled 'Which of you dickbags will try and fail to tame Shlabethany?'.
 * In episode 19, Krystal references multiple menu items of Bumbershoots, the ephemera café, such as 'Paloma’s Pavlova', 'Void-Fish and Chips', and 'Beef Roswellington'. All of these items are food puns based on characters from TAZ: Balance.
 * In episode 21, Krystal references an existing 'Dungeons of Geltfrimpen' video game, as well as an upcoming Geltfrimpen movie, both based on the Ephemera attraction.
 * Krystal appears to be a particular fan of the Passion's Cove contestant Kip Jacobs, referring to herself as a 'kipster', and lamenting Emerich's success in the show.