Ep. 37: The Crystal Kingdom - Chapter Nine

"Can our heroes claim victory once again against their old nemeses? I don't know, I haven't listened yet, don't spoil it for me! It's the Adventure Zone!"

Synopsis
It's going down. Our heroes have a thrilling showdown with three of their most deadly, most dead foes -- but will they fare as well in Round Two as they did the first time around? Taako defies gravity. Magnus adds to his collection. Merle learns the basics of the Cleric class.

Money Zone
Personal message for Captain Brotastic, from Andrea, Alice, Ray, Morgan, The Honey Swadger, and Zack: Joe, congrats, you survived another year. You dinged! Let joy be unrestrained and so-on. Without your unpredictable, capricious, and invariably excellent rp, our games would be impoverished, and in general our lives would be mired in insupportable dreariness and ennui. Boundless love from your DM and your fellow skidmarks. And hello to Jason Isaacs.

Personal message for Ryan, the Supreme DM, from Lydia Knife-fight, Oliver Depuster, Gildersleaf III, Milhouse, Dawood, Tuscon Smith, and Dolomite Vat: Happy International GM's Day, Ryan. We hope your day is like rocks.

Personal message for Bob, from Chelsea: Happy birthday, Bob. I can't wait until this summer when we get to move in together and be the amazing gay sibling duo we were always meant to be. Thanks for always being there for me, and I hope hearing a birthday message from the brothers who are almost as cool as you is as awesome as I think it will be. Love, your sister.

Featured NPCs

 * Lucas Miller
 * Carey Fangbattle
 * Magic Brian
 * Jenkins
 * Marvey
 * NO-3113

Featured Locations
Lucas's Lab

Music
Robot Rematch

Quotes
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