Ep. 17: Lunar Interlude 1 - Carnival Chaos

"I'm all jacked up on corn dogs and Dippin Dots! We're going to the carnival this week in... The Adventure Zone!"

Synopsis
''In this brief interlude between adventures, our heroes attend an office party — well, a carnival — at the Bureau of Balance’s lunar headquarters. They also hit up the Fantasy Costco, where they must match wits with their most fearsome mercantile foe yet. Taako makes a discrete trade. Merle tries on some cool-ass slippies. Magnus finally finds a friend.''

On the moon base, the gang is celebrating with the rest of the Bureau of Balance at a carnival set up by The Director to celebrate the Midsummer Solstice. The trio are dressed in costume:

Magnus dressed as Taako

Merle dressed as Ursula from The Little Mermaid

Taako dressed as Judge Lance Ito

They first stop by a food stand, where Magnus orders an illegal fried Unicorn horn and Unicorn dick to eat, before Taako attempts to trick the elderly vendor into mentioning tortillas, thus furthering his attempts to discover tacos. Failing this, they leave to play carnival games.

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