NARF Blaster

"To kill something intangible, you need… an intangible weapon?"

The NARF blaster is a magically enchanted NERF NARF gun wielded by Ned.

Description
The NARF Blaster resembles a toy shotgun with a blue stone crackling with magical energy serving as the chamber. It shoots vaguely dart-shaped bolts of blue energy.

Ned later has Heathcliff enchant it with a life-draining ability, causing the blue stone to be replaced with a yellow stone. It also now shoots a beam of yellow light instead of darts.

History
In the fight against the Fire, Thacker theorized of an "intangible weapon" that could be used to kill intangible abominations like the Fire. Though he is not known to have ever followed through on creating such a weapon, it inspired Ned to have his NARF blaster enchanted by Heathcliff. The weapon succeeded in killing the Water, meaning Thacker was likely correct in his hypothesis.

Effectiveness
The NARF blaster was powerful enough to kill the Water, as well as deal enough damage to the Countenance to cause its then-tenuous grasp on its shapeshifting powers to deteriorate entirely.