Ep. 56: The Suffering Game - Chapter Six

"What's waiting for our heroes at the end of Wonderland? It's not a cool-ass weed-smoking caterpillar, I'll tell you that much! It's the Adventure Zone!"

Synopsis
''Our heroes are forced to square off against their deadliest former foes -- but their real challenge comes in the form of a danger the likes of which they've never experienced. Taako gets primal. Merle gets disconnected. Magnus gets a couple of helping hands.'' "The Adventure Zone: The Suffering Game" " New Game" "> Load File" "Delete File"Resume Fight

Hero's Turn!

Cam casts Maximillian's Earthen Grasp. A giant hand made up of mannequins comes out of the ground and makes a grab for "Meat Monster #2". He succeeds! "Meat Monster #2" takes 12 damage, and is squeezed into hamburger meat. '''Bonus Action! The giant hand opens up flat-palm and swats "Meat Monster #1'''" against a wall. It dead. Magnus attacks "Jenkins" with Phantom Fist. He succeeds! "Jenkins" takes 7 damage, and is pushed back towards the Hunger of Hadar sphere and Della Reese. Magnus throws the Chance Lance at "Jenkins". He succeeds! "Jenkins" takes 11 damage! "Jenkins" takes 3 cold damage from being near the Hunger of Hadar.

Della Reese rears back her angelic arm to stab her magic sword into "Jenkins". However, she freezes and starts flickering out of existence just as she's about to make contact!

"Jenkins" casts Dispel Magic on the Hunger of Hadar sphere. The field of milky white tentacles disappears!

Pause Fight

In the far edge of the room they're in, the boys notice a dresser appear out of nowhere and then be replaced with a bookshelf, and then a fireplace, and then a lamp, and, finally, nothing. With his True Sight, Magnus is able to see that this is the doing of the Red Robe, who is using the black smoke in an attempt to conjure something.

Resume Fight

Hero's Turn!

Taako casts Scorching Ray. Three rays of fire are hurled towards "Jenkins". First ray hits! Second ray hits! Third ray hits! "Jenkins" takes 17 damage! "Jenkins" turns back into a mannequin. The Umbra Staff absorbs "Jenkins" wand. Taako recovers some health and all his spell slots.

Pause Fight

"Jenkins" is sent flying back into the pile of mannequins. The black smoke dissipates from "Jenkins" and moves to the pile where it transforms the entire pile into the shark tank that Maarvey drove during the Battle Wagon Race, and the screen walls and ceilings change into the badlands surrounding Goldcliff.

Resume Fight

Hero's Turn!

Merle casts Divination. Merle asks his God, Pan, what the problem with his powers is.

Merle casts Bless on the party. The party can now roll a d4 and add the number rolled to every attack or saving throw they make for 10 turns.

Enemy's Turn!

"Shark Tank" opens up its mouth and shoots a barbed spear at Magnus. It misses! The barbed spear is reeled back into the "Shark Tank's" mouth.

Hero's Turn!

Cam casts Lightning Bolt. A streak of lightning shoots down from above. "Shark Tank" saves! "Shark Tank" takes 15 damage!

Pause Fight

Some of the LED screens in the room start to spark and turn off due to Cam's spell. Meanwhile, right where the same sort of collection of stuff appeared before, the boys see a potted plant appear, and then a guillotine, and then a marble column, and then a coat rack, and then nothing.

Resume Fight

Magnus succesfully recounts to his Shield of Heroic Memories of the time he fought the Shark Tank before. Magnus now has plus 1 AC. Magnus uses Disengage to run past the "Shark Tank" and get to the pile of mannequins. Magnus starts throwing these mannequins into the mouth of the "Shark Tank", which get caught in the encircling rows of saw-blade teeth forcing the "Shark Tank" to close its mouth. Magnus takes out a tinderbox and lights the mannequin pile on fire.

Pause Fight

The boys see the Red Robe create, using that black smog, an oven, and then a pile of crates, and then a tall portrait of a woman, and then, nothing.

Resume Fight

Taako casts Polymorph on himself. Taako’s arms sink into his chest and become smaller, and his head gets really big and really long and his teeth get very sharp and he grows a tail. Taako is now a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Dupree takes a bite out of the top of the "Shark Tank". He crit succeeds! "Shark Tank" takes 63 damage! The now destroyed "Shark Tank" topples over. All that's left of its driver, "Maarvey", is a pair of legs.

Pause Fight

The "Shark Tank" turns into a big sub-pile of mannequins covered in black smog that congregate back all together into the now flaming pile. The smog then sucks all the mannequins in the room and forms into what is not just a purple worm, but a purple worm that is on fire and also bigger than Dupree.Resume Fight

Hero's Turn!

Dupree swings his tail at "Purple Worm". He succeeds! "Purple Worm" takes 12 damage.

'''Enemy's Turn! '''

"Purple Worm" opens up its mouth and shoots a beam of fire at the Cam, Dupree, and Merle. Cam saves! Dupree fails to save! Merle saves! Dupree and Merle take 16 damage. The "Purple Worm's" wounds close up and it recovers some health!

Pause Fight

 The boys see, in the corner: a tall rectangular crate appear, and then they see a window, and then, finally, they see a door. As soon as it forms, the Red Robe looks over at them, and, with its non-conjuring hand, waves enthusiastically.The party flees...

Featured NPCs

 * Cam
 * Edward and Lydia

Featured Music

 * Sauté!
 * The Animus Bell
 * Arms Outstretched

Featured Locations

 * Wonderland