The Adventure Zone: Amnesty - Episode 20/Transcript

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Griffin: Previously, on the Adventure Zone…

Griffin: And as you come to, you see a black Imperial Crown Coop, wrapped around a tree.

Clint: I gotta run into the woods!

Griffin: It is a note, uh, written on the back of a Cryptonomica postcard?

Griffin: As you reach toward the crystal, the prevailing feeling that you have right now, in this moment, is one of absolute certainty that you are dying.

Griffin: Uh, as you fall, you are in a flower bed. Your right eye is now this...dark orange hue?

Griffin: You see the face of the person holding this blade.

Griffin: Leo Tarkesian, neighbour and friendly local grocer, clears his throat and says,

[Theme music (The Adventure Zone: Amnesty Theme by Griffin McElroy) plays]

Griffin: Welcome back to The Adventure Zone: Amnesty, 2019 edition! It has been seven - years since we have recorded an episode...[Justin laughs] Is this the one where we talk about medical history?

[Crosstalk]

Travis: Yes.

Justin: No.

Clint: This is the etiquette one. Right?

Griffin: Yeah, you wouldn't know, because we're four rude mother- motherfudgers.

Travis: [disapprovingly] Griffin!

Justin: [Laughs] Love it. Yes sir!

Travis: Griffin, we've talked about your blue comedy before!

Griffin: Welcome to the blue-collar comedy tour of the podcast. We're four young yokels, Griffin Justin, Travis and...Bob the cable man, and we're so excited to bring to you the Adventure Zone, and...we're gonna play Monster of the Week.