Ep. 11: Murder on the Rockport Limited - Chapter Two

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Our heroes attempt to make the best out of a swampy situation, and race to Rockport before they miss a fateful train. They also meet a beloved radio personality and spokesperson, and hold him ransom for MaxFunDrive donations. Magnus exhibits his upper body strength. Taako gets charming. Merle takes a stink-bath.
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While stuck in the swamp:

 * Justin: Can I walk?
 * Griffin: You can’t. You can try to pull yourself out, but you can’t move.
 * Magnus: Grab on to my waist-belt! Pull yourself up from my groin!!
 * Taako: No, it’s okay, I’ll just levitate. I’m cool, thanks.
 * Justin: I levitate.
 * Griffin: [laughs] Oh-kay? Is that a… I don’t… is that a thing you can do?
 * Justin: Yeah, it’s a second level transmutation magic. I just… float.
 * Griffin: Mmkay. You… float.
 * Justin: I mean, that’s the whole…
 * Clint: [sings Float On Harvest Moon, or some other old song reference that young people don’t understand]
 * Griffin: The swamp almost opens up around you, like a, like an open mouth, and allows you to squoosh up, and for now you are now straight up, uh, levitating.
 * Travis: And, for half a second, leech and adventurer alike all turn, mouth agape, to stare at the glory of floating Taako.