Master Firbolg


 * "I will sleep on the floor."

"Moderf****r." "[...]but for now we will both eat our berries and be quiet. I think sometimes they forget how to be quiet."

Justin's character is an unnamed player character in the Graduation campaign. He goes by various nicknames or simply "Master Firbolg" and is played by Justin McElroy.

Background
Before enrolling at Wiggenstaff's, the Firbolg was exiled from his clan for hoarding food. He says he can never return there. Deep down, despite his veneration for rules, Firbolg feels like he did the right thing, as hoarding food save his and perhaps others' lives.

After being exiled, the Firbolg walked towards the sun until it set, and then, keeping it at his back, walked for thirteen days and fourteen nights until he reached the school; from there, he decided he would "be of this clan." He has attended Wiggenstaff's ever since. He has no other goals, and nowhere else to go.

Every night, Bud has the same dream about his clan, which is first described in Episode 3: "Pursued By Bear." Justin describes it as the Firbolg sitting with his nameless family, "he and he and her and he and her," around a fire. Then his father stands and points into the woods, and he wakes up.

Firbolg currently is a sidekick to Sir Fitzroy Maplecourt, and has taken great interest in finances.

Druid

 * Wild Shape: The Firbolg can use an action to magically assume the shape of a beast that he has seen before. He can use this feature twice. He regains expended uses when he finishes a short or long rest.
 * Druidic Circle: Circle of the Land (Forest)
 * Natural Recovery: The firbolg can regain some of his magical energy by sitting in meditation and communing with nature. During a short rest, he chooses expended spell slots to recover. The spell slots can have a combined level that is equal to or less than half his druid level (rounded up), and none of the slots can be 6th level or higher.

Spellcasting
The Firbolg has a Spell Attack Modifier of +6 and a Spellcasting DC of 14.

Spells
The following are the spells known by the Firbolg:

Please note, that most low-level spells can be cast at an additionally higher level for a stronger effect.

Cantrips
Cantrips are spells which can be cast at any time.

1st - 2nd Level
3rd-4th level

Items
Items both currently owned and lost by "Master Firbolg" throughout the show.

Current items
These are items currently within "Master Firbolg"'s possession as of the most recent episode.

Known Physical Characteristics
Disclaimer: The McElroys do not consider their versions of their characters any more "canon" than anyone else's - there is no obligation to stick to these in fanart, so please do not be rude to people for ignoring these traits.

Quotes

 * "This is a great shame." - multiple episodes (first in Episode 3, [Pursued By Bear]). It's like a catchphrase at this point, really.
 * "There is no fear." - Episode 1 (Orientation), to the pegasus Breeze Through the Willow, attempting to soothe her.
 * "I think sometimes they forget how to be quiet." - Episode 1 (Orientation), to Breeze Through the Willow.
 * "The blood of the runt is the blood of the King." - Episode, quoting the Firbolg Code.
 * "Why are there 25,000 of anything!?" - Episode 2 (It's [a] Familiar), to Bartholomeus, distressed about basic economics.
 * "There is a sound of a clanging!" - Episode 2 (It's [a] Familiar), also to Bartholomeus, as the concept of basic economics gives him a sudden headache.
 * "I am, he says... dunce. What is this dunce? I wear the cone on my head." - Episode 3, (Pursued By Bear), to Fitzroy about his difficulties in his Accounting class.
 * "I… [sighs] need you to be fence." - Episode 3, (Pursued By Bear), during training at the Tavern, trying to find which NPC (Non-Person Character) in the room is responsible for buying and selling stolen goods (a fence).
 * "Proper allocation of resources is important for any new venture." - Episode 4 (Four Sidekicks Walk Into a Bar...), to Rainer, about working together on their newest real-world assignment in Last Hope.
 * "In the forest, we call the beach the anti-forest. It’s the least forest you could do." - Episode 7 (Secrets, Secrets), to Fitzroy and Argo.
 * "Get paid or get lost." - Episode 7 (Secrets, Secrets), to Bartholomeus during his teacher-student meeting, on what the most important thing in accounting is.
 * "Now we are forged in the fires of buddies" - Episode 11 (You Can Call Me Al[thea]), to Cool Gary.
 * "So you uh, want to speak to the resident bad boy?" - Episode 11 (You Can Call Me Al[thea]), to Althea Song, trying to be 'too cool for school', as the kids say.
 * "Before this, I had nothing. I can go back to nothing." - Episode 12 (Pop Quiz), to Higglemas Wiggenstaff.
 * "Motherf*****." - Episode 15 (Out of Order), as the Centaurs of the Valley begin to turn on him, believing he is a thief.
 * "I wish to have berries for those who have none." - Episode 19 (Creative Writing), to Chaos, turning down their offer of power.
 * "He is dependable, motivated, results-oriented, and the kind of leader one could only dream of." - Episode 22 (Open and Shut), about Fitzroy during the Unbroken Chain's tribunal.
 * "You must approach these things like a boatmaker. You cannot rush the ship." - Episode 24 (With Frenemies Like This), to Argo, about how Fitzroy and Rainer's relationship is progressing.

Trivia

 * Some believe that "Master Firbolg" is from a clan called Orvatz, but this is just a particularly accented pronunciation of "Or was".
 * The Firbolg and his clan do not use proper nouns as other races do. Instead, Bud and his clan refer to each other as "he" or "she."
 * In Ep. 7 "Secrets Secrets," he showed a distaste for beaches, and called them "anti-forest."
 * As of Ep. 8 "Mission: Imp Hospital" he had only ever seen 4 locks, which is WILD
 * The Firbolg has a pocket full of loose glue, keeping up Juice's theme of creating characters with loose liquids in their pocket.
 * He ain't scared of the Unknown Forest.
 * Justin alleges in an episode of The The Adventure Zone Zone that the name on his character sheet is "Michael K. Fox".