Ep. 35: The Crystal Kingdom - Chapter Seven

"I hope Merle's proficient in unarmed combat! ...I'm sorry, I'm better than that, and you should expect more from me. It's the Adventure Zone!"

Synopsis
Our heroes recover after performing some impromptu emergency surgery on their holiest team member, and then, after kicking it for a while, learn the secrets of the universe. No big deal. Taako tries on a new voice. Magnus does some backseat Regulating. Merle learns about an exciting new plant.

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Personal message for Michael Burkarski, from Clara, aka Her Excellency Ladypants: I just spent too much money to be the first one of us to make a McElroy say something on our behalf. I think I win at friendship. And I guess friendship is now a sport about being the fastest to pay a podcaster to say things. Also going to super fancy Japanese restaurants; we should do that again. PS, I win.

Call to action to go give a read to a new book called The Cogs of Alusura by Sidney Lotto, which is available now on the Amazon Kindle for $3.99. What is this book, you ask? The Cogs of Alusura is a steampunk adventure following the exploits of Elinoire and Simon Braider. As they hunt down their former teammates who murdered their king, they discover a dark secret that will shake their country to the core and push their very marriage to the brink. Along the way they must fend off hoards of ferocious elemental fungus monsters that prowl the night and feed on those who leave the safety of Alusura's walled cities. Just search Terra Finite for links to the Facebook page.

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