Ep. 24: Petals to the Metal - Chapter Seven

"Get out of my dreams, and into my battle wagon! Hop in the back seat, baby! It's the Adventure Zone!"

Synopsis
''BWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! That's the sound of a horn, meaning it's time for the Battlewagon Races we've been building up to for six episodes to begin. BUCKLE UP. Taako holds a coronation. Magnus leaps before looking. Merle gets a face hug.''

BWAAAAAAAAH
The race has begun! Engines are roaring, dust is whipping up, and the battle wagons are battling it out. Spears, magic missiles are flying! Luckily, Hurley's on it, and they are pulling away from the track.

Almost before the race begins, the horn sounds five times: five battle wagons are out of the race, leaving Sloan, Hurley, and eight other battle wagons. Unfortunately, Sloan is well ahead, but Hurley says she can catch up as long as Magnus, Merle, and Taako can keep everyone else off their tail.

Featured NPCs

 * Hurley
 * The Raven

Featured Locations
PLACEHOLDER TEXT

Magnus needs to get his hearing checked, Part 1

 * 3:08 HURLEY: Every time you hear one of those it means that we've knocked somebody out! We're already five down, so we're looking good!
 * 3:17 MAGNUS: WHAT?

Magnus needs to get his hearing checked, Part 2

 * 3:40 HURLEY: I'll catch up [to The Raven], just keep everyone else off our tail!
 * 3:49 MAGNUS: WHAT?
 * 3:53 HURLEY (louder): I'll catch up, just keep everyone else off our tail!!
 * 3:58 MAGNUS: What about ketchup?