Minor Balance Characters

This page is for minor characters that don't actually get a chance to speak in the story, or have very brief appearance, and so do not have enough information to be put into a non-stub article.

Brock Thickstone
Jess the Beheader's wrestling partner prior to his offscreen murder.

Craigory
One of the Hammerhead gang, Craigory was involved in the fight at the garage. He has since died.

Death Man
A wrestler from The Boston Live Event. He's an older wrestler, but still very strong, and wears a trench coat, under which he wears baggy pants and a tee shirt with cut off sleeves. He has a skull painted on his face. His entrance music is a bunch of electric lutes, and he has a banner with gothic symbols and a large flaming sword on it. It takes him quite a while to get to the ring. He is probably based on real world wrestler; The Undertaker.

Doug Math
The inventor of mathematics in Faerun, as remembered by Taako and confirmed by Hodge Podge.

Gartholomule
The occasional sidekick of Lucian Buttwatcher, mentioned in The Flophouse Presents: Return of the Hogsbottom Three. He's compared to Sherlock Holmes' sidekick Watson and helped Buttwatcher solve the mystery of Jesse Thorn's death. Gartholomule is said to be half-human, half-mule, but that could have been a joke (especially since mules, horse/donkey hybrids, are sterile).

Graham
Round human man, with a great big bushy beard. He wears trashy wizard robes; they cover all his essential oils but have the word “juicy” printed on the butt. He is 36 years young, an undeclared wizard, and dreams of working on trains. He rode the Rockport Limited to shadow Jenkins. He sounds a lot like Angus McDonald. Graham is his "train name", and Percy is his real name. He is also called Juicy Wizard.

Greg Grimmaldis
Someone who owes Lup a total sum of fifteen dollars, she claims that she "aims to collect".

Gerald the catwalk boy
Featured in The Adventure Zone Presents: The Live Boston Stunt Spectacular, Gerald the catwalk boy operates the spotlight from atop the catwalk. He is human and has a voice that sounds like he's going through puberty.

Hathaway Redcheek-Fangbattle
A halfling woman who is the wife of Jeremy "Scales" Fangbattle.

Jack
A man who, along with his daughter June, was brought to Refuge by one of the Red Robes in order to make it safe. While searching for his daughter in the mines, he was killed by Sheriff Isaak, who was under the thrall of the Temporal Chalice. Before dying, he used one last spell to create Roswell.

Kurtze
An orc youth who the adventurers rescue from slavers. Kurtze was later seen firing an arrow at Gundren Rockseeker and fleeing. It is unknown whether he survived the destruction of Phandalin. He was named after a Twitter user that Griffin deleted the tweet for.

Leeman Kessler
A Bureau of Balance Reclaimer, who died trying to transport The Oculus back to the Bureau. Later impersonated by Merle Highchurch

Nundro Rockseeker
Relative of Gundren Rockseeker, Tharden Rockseeker, and Merle Highchurch. Found dead while heading towards Wave Echo Cave.

Oriana
An Abbess and spiritual leader of The First Monastery. Chose Merle Highchurch to train at the monastery, where she taught him how to use a technique called Parley. Named after Twitter user @oriana_gray.

Petrilda
A dwarven carnival vendor and fried conjurer who can fry up anything your heart desires. The only thing of note about her is that she sold fried unicorn dick to Magnus.

Renée
Renée the Jackhammer Robot is an automaton that lives in Wave Echo Cave. She has jackhammers for arms. She bulldozes Spider Bryan into a pit. She was named after Twitter user Renubals.

Ruby
Ruby was Gundren Rockseeker's dog whom traveled with the Adventurers on their trip to Phandalin. Is said to look like two butts. Not heard of since the third episode, presumably obliterated in the to the apocalyptic glassification of Phandalin. Their name was made up right on the spot. The only known example of Dog.

Skelly (alias)
Presumably not his real name, Skelly is an employee at Camp Goodfriend. He is a large person who, for his job, wears a costume designed to make him look like a skeletal dragon (but it's really just like a child's skeleton costume from the neck down with spooky skeleton dragon mask on top). He throws foam "fire" balls at camp attendees can only be beaten by great teamwork.

Spider Bryan
Spider Bryan is a giant actual spider who guards the Dark Elf, Magic Brian. He was killed by Renée the Jackhammer Robot.

Tharden Rockseeker
Relative of Gundren Rockseeker, Nundro Rockseeker, and Merle Highchurch. Found dead while heading towards Wave Echo Cave.

Tom Bodett
In the Plane of Thought, Tom Bodett is an American author, voice actor, and radio host who has been the spokesman for hotel chain Motel 6 for thirty years. In the Realm in which our heroes reside, Tom Bodett is the only (and every) resident of the city of Rockport. He and the other Toms Bodett perform all of the necessary functions of the town, from taking train tickets to hosing off muddy wizards. In every realm, he'll keep the light on for ya.

Lyin' Jack
A children's toy that tells truths and lies in a pattern, and it's up to the owner to try and figure out what that pattern is. Had a spinoff toy called Truthin' Jill that wasn't nearly as successful or popular.

Harv
A guard and member of The Knights of Tyr encountered in the basement of the Magistrate's house. He was charmed by Tom Collins and knocked unconscious by Troth. He loves you.

Todd
A Night Captain for The Knights of Tyr encountered in the lobby of the Magistrate's house. He was hypnotized by Lenny Manelito, and tricked by Tom Collins, who pretended to be the god Tyr, into revealing the location of the Magistrate.