Ep. 16: Murder on the Rockport Limited - Chapter Seven

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In the final chapter in the Rockport Limited story arc, our heroes have little time to stop their runaway train from colliding with Neverwinter, potentially ruining some other group's D&D session. Magnus takes a tumble. Merle channels Gary Sinise. Taako does some pretty dope magical stuff.
 * Ep. 16: Murder on the Rockport Limited - Chapter Seven

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Discussing how to stop the train:
 * Clint/Merle: Is it possible we can disconnect the locomotive from the rest of the train?
 * Griffin/Graham/Juicy Wizard: Yeah, but the locomotive is still gonna hit Neverwinter and it's gonna cause a lot of damage.
 * Clint/Merle: Have you met us?
 * Justin/Taako: That's some other D&D game's problem.
 * Clint/Merle: Yeah! Let 'em fix...
 * Griffin: HAHA!! Wait a minute, wait a minute: "You have safely brought the princess back to her chambers in Neverwinter after besting the nineteen dragons of the Horrid Rim and- OH FUCK, A TRAIN!!! OH MY GOD NO A TRAIN JUST RAN INTO- Oh, God, no. Oh Jesus."
 * Justin/Taako: I'm just living out my lifelong dream of reenacting the end of Silver Streak. It's all I've ever wanted.