Ep. 12: Murder on the Rockport Limited - Chapter Three

Synopsis
Our heroes board their fateful train to Neverwinter, and are rude to just about every single person aboard. Merle strikes out at evangelism. Magnus learns that he may not, in fact, have the biggest muscles. Taako just wrecks some baby carrots.

"C'mon, ride the train. It's the choo choo, and ride it. Heh... it's the Adventure Zone!"

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Message to Ryan from Ryan's husband Mike and his friends John and Julia: Congratulations on getting another level in insurance man. the adjustor specialization gives you +5 to authority, +2 to stress, and -2 to shitty coworkers. In addition, five times per day you may command an underling to do time loss or other menial tasks. You're a fantastic husband, a great friend, a badass cleric, and an awesome DM.

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Featured NPCs

 * Hudson
 * Tom Bodett
 * Graham the Hedge (Juicy) Wizard
 * Angus McDonald
 * Jess the Beheader
 * Jenkins

Featured Locations

 * Neverwinter
 * Rockport

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